Well, James and I finally made it to Budapest, Hungary from Istanbul, Turkey, despite the best efforts of the Turkish train authority to prevent us from getting here.
The journey started on Tuesday, when we bought tickets for a direct train from Istanbul to Budapest on Wednesday. It turns out that "direct" is Turkish Rail Authority for "this ticket I am selling you is for a train that does not exist". There is no such thing as a direct Istanbul-Budapest train on Wednesdays, so we'd be forced to transfer in Bucharest, Romania. They gave us a modest discount when we figured that out, so hey, no big deal.
The first snag that indicated this might indeed be a "big deal" was when we hit the Turkish border. This border is on a busy rail line that links Europe to Asia (as made famous by the Orient Express), so you'd think they would have their business in order as far as clearing people across the border goes. Nope.
We arrived at the border at 3AM, only to be met by NO police officers. It took them about half an hour to arrive on the scene. That was followed by about a half an hour of standing around, smoking cigarettes, chatting with other police officers, polishing the mice on their computers, etc. Eventually, they made it known that they couldn't actually clear us through the border AT the border, but for some reason had to take all our passports with them back to the police station to get them stamped/cleared. So off went about 200 passports, to return about an hour later, followed by a semi-chaotic mob of people all eager to make sure their passports hadn't fallen in the gutter somewhere along the way.
Eventually, it was 5AM and we were back on our way, free to get some sleep on our couchette "pillows" which were about as comfortable as a grocery bag full of soup cans. However, due to this 2 hour delay, along with another (more minor) delay at the Bulgarian/Romanian border, we arrived in Bucharest at 10PM having missed our transfer by exactly 2 hours. The next train to Budapest: 6AM. We grabbed a bench and dug in for a long night of coffee drinking and suspicious glances at everyone in a 30 metre radius. Fortunately, it didn't wind up being nearly as shady as our suspicious traveler minds assumed it would be.
Our train showed up at 6AM, and from then on in we made it to Budapest without incident, 46 hours after leaving Istanbul.
Today we're striking out to see some of the sights in Budapest, which is to say, just about everything. There's hardly a single building in this city that isn't gorgeous and ornamented to the hilt. It all feels very grand.